beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here


pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost

pricklystickers:

xekstrin:

door:

um

im gonna fuck the ghost

do not fuck the ghost



scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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vegan-yums:

Vegan crepe cake / Recipe


sneakyfeets:

thlp

hawkatess:

i was tagged for that selfie thing by lauras-benanti!!!!!! im gonna tag just brittaper and timidrobot because they’re the cutest people i know and should really post more selfies. also i dont know if tyler hideouskojima HAS six selfies but if he does go there

i just saw this holy shit look at my cuteass babb

nerd blood flower couture

i’ll do this tomorrow



 

useless-swedenfacts:

Warning! Danger! Everything can go horribly wrong!!!

 

useless-swedenfacts:

Warning! Danger! Everything can go horribly wrong!!!


first time I see a weird new toy: ha ha ha this is so ugly what the heck
fifth time I see a weird new toy: i want it

melkior:

send hELP


lesbianvenom:

#emmy nominated television



genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the customizable pronoun stickers from this website.

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: the customizable pronoun stickers from this website.


robosoup:

dickbuttofficial:

OTAKool Evangelion hoodies by SiCostumesTricks on Etsy

im gonna watch that entire fucking anime just so i can wear these cool ass hoodies